is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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