i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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