HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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