fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Sext me about skeletons
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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