Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She bit a glass in half.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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