Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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