Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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