she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
