are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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