I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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