we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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