i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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