I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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