Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He felt like a one man threesome
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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