I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm always down for nudity.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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