'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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