you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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