You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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