I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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