is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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