Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
the gays at disneyland are vicious
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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