I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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