im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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