you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
