It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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