I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Two words: blizzard sex
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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