I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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