Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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