I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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