You're a womanizer and a bitch.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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