am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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