i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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