You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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