As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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