spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
did i walk over a car last night?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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