: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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