I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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