hell yes lets make some ravioli
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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