Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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