What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I intend to get homeless drunk
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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