think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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