The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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