i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
The Olympian is in my bed
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