she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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