Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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