yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
being pregnant is like rehab
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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