I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Someone shattered a urinal.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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