is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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