I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
