What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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