i barfeds in our rink
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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