I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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