we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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