my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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