I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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