Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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